mileyhighrus:

stressful day in the office

maxterbate:

wellfuckmesidewayswithachainsaw:

maxterbate:

its 12:30 am should i make ramen noodles

this’ll be my 9th bowl

always make ramen. ramen will fuel your life. you shall be blessed by the ramen gods

ok i only wanted a yes or no answer not some holy ritual about ramen noodles

lonelywhiteasian:

lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever

thespookerhero:

jesusthelastairbender:

mom….gay….

i’m dad 

i’m so son of you, proud

hakureimiko:

“abortion is murder fetuses have rights t—”

jaymesmcguiness:

KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD

THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.

sydthe-sloth:

wish your girlfriend was hot like me

wish your girlfriend was a freak like me